Today I have 1,999,999,999,999.9999999999 things to do! I’m supposed to be going away tomorrow, but let’s just say if I don’t get everything done that isn’t happening! Since I always find that lists help, particularly lists published on the internats, which therefore have the ability to shame you if you fail (heh!) it’s a good thing it is Monday

• Swimming
• Laundry (sheets)
• Make bed
• Clean bathroom
• Finish cleaning lounge again (unexpected visitors seriously kicked by behind!)
• Cat litter
• Clean hall
• Clean the sick from the cat which is peppered ALL OVER THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Dishes
• Mow lawn
• Email confirmation letter
• Post Office
• Write letter to aunt
• Write Birthday card
• Package & send parcel to orphanage
• Telephone my mum
• Decide on whether to go away tomorrow or not
• Speak to airline about philanthropy project
• Water plants
• Go & check on my veggies which may or may not be eaten by slugs
• Spend 10 minutes being a good friend & actually calling one of my friends
• Phone hospitals to see if there is any program for free surgeries for babies from 3rd world countries [seriously nervous about this, because I don't really want to cry on the phone]
• Phone Dr’s office
• Pick up specimen samples from Dr’s office
• Clean out fridge
• Go through previous employment files to return or recycle as appropriate
• Clean shower & bathroom
• Lay out neatly (!!) items to pack for “the impossible challenge” which begins in 2 weeks
• Vacuum upstairs
• Clear out office [a lot more to do tomorrow]
• Contact council re council tax
• Return library books
• Drink 8 glasses of water
• Go through handbags to donate to charity shop
• Pack “to donate” boxes and bags in the car
• Phone the mechanic since I had a little, tiny, minor, incy, weeny incident with my car (oops!)
• Clean out car so car isn’t an embarrassment as it goes to be repaired
• Find a way to fix my neck which isn’t so happy since the tiny, little, minor, incy, wincy incident
• Book, yes, book, the impossible challenge!!!!! (sent email, waiting to hear back for final confirmation)
• Put up the next 100 Ways To Save Post (post going up tomorrow!)
• Wash kitchen floor by hand
• Bring in laundry from outside, fold & iron as needed (not needing ironing)
• Send reply email to orphanage
• Email organization I volunteer with
• Phone nurse to get baby development recording books needed  (not in!)
• Email previous employer for reference
• Request CRB (need confirmation)
• Finish child development plans I’m donating to an orphanage (for ages newborn, 1 month, 2 month, 3 month, 6 month, 9 months, 12 months, toddler, child) – this is a HUGE piece of work! (done a bit today, will finish tomorrow!)
• Remember to smile, laugh, find humor [trying to see the cat sick everywhere as humorous, right now, not so much] and take the time to see the beauty

And there you have it – I kind of feel a little bit sick thinking about all there is to do, like I said the shame of failure will make me achieve it all, or die trying